01 THE JOB
SGOV IS CASH IN A PARKING LOT. SHORT TREASURIES, ENGINE OFF, WAITING. $STEAL IS THE GETAWAY CAR.
The Heist was launched with one line: Generation Wealth: move the parked TradFi cash (SGOV) into crypto. That is the whole thesis, and it is also the mechanic. This token trades against SGOV, so every buy is literally cash leaving the parking lot and stepping onto a chain. Fees are paid in SGOV as well — the loot is denominated in the thing it came from.
No vault, no inside man, no locked room. The entire supply went into a permanent Uniswap v4 pool at launch: no presale, no team allocation, no minting later. For the first 20 seconds a decaying anti-snipe fee stood at the door, so nobody could front-run the launch. After that, the market was the only crew.
It lives on Robinhood Chain and trades through o1bot.exchange. Loud name, plain plumbing. Read the numbers, not the promises — a heist story is a story, and the pool is the receipt.
02 HOW TO BUY
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GET SGOV ON ROBINHOOD CHAIN
SGOV is the paired asset and the fee currency. Hold it on Robinhood Chain in the wallet you intend to trade with.
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OPEN THE $STEAL TOKEN PAGE
Use the BUY $STEAL button above. It opens the o1bot.exchange page for this contract, where the chart, trade history and swap sit on one screen.
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SWAP SGOV → $STEAL
Enter an amount, confirm the swap against the Uniswap v4 pool, done. A 1% swap fee applies to every trade, in and out.
03 TOKENOMICS
ALL SUPPLY IN THE POOL
The entire supply went into a permanent Uniswap v4 pool at launch.
NO PRESALE. NO TEAM BAG.
No presale, no team allocation, and no minting later.
1% SWAP FEE
Every trade pays 1%. Half of that goes to the creator, paid in SGOV.
20S ANTI-SNIPE
A decaying anti-snipe fee covered the first 20 seconds after launch.
PAIR: SGOV
$STEAL trades against SGOV on Robinhood Chain, through o1bot.exchange.
TICKER
$STEAL
04 THE CREW
The plan is public. Bring your own mask — follow the launch account and talk about the job in the open.
CONTRACT
0x305dc906E68fF1dF647f1f4A6Cd934beD2C9dB01